Thursday, August 4, 2011

Why won't anyone read the rest of this question?

Roflmao Most forms of worship and prayer involve prayer...which the gods can hear better though our sacrifice of one or all of the following: money, pain, death. So...you already sacrificed some money...maybe you should burn some more to show your willingness to keep giving of all of your wealth. Food is also wealth...once my daughter sacrificed a perfectly good p.b&j by inserting it into our hard drive. If that doesn't work you can try pain. You can have ancient Egyptian Hyrogliphs tattooed to your body that tell the story of the true myth of when the sacred god worked and was not just a symbol. Cutting, branding and piercings can be part of this worship. Stretching of strange parts of your body might work. Sadly if that doesn't work I am pretty sure something is going to have to die. Can't go half hearted in sacrifice. Can't sacrifice a living plant... Might have to be a bunny or kitty. But make sure you perform the ancient bathing and bleeding ritual just right or the poor soul would have died for naught.

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